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annie rauwerda
Dec 1, 2021
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Here are the Wikipedia pages we're diving into today. Take a whiff!

  • Babies getting owned 

  • Saiga Antelopes

  • Cutting off the nose to spite the face

  • List of responses to sneezing

  • Nose fetishism

... plus an exclusive interview featuring a guy with a squishy nose fetish 

Babies getting OWNED

Everywhere… every day…. babies get owned by this simple trick. I’ve got your nose is the practice of jokingly stealing children's noses — a timeless dad prank. It even warrants its own Wikipedia article, making it an example of "teaching pro-social lying or playful deception to children.” Listen up babies! First they get your nose, then they get your wallet. 

But goofy dads should be careful! The fig sign (shown below) is a mildly obscene gesture in Mediterranean regions.

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It’s snot funny!!

The Saiga Antelope.

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Well, it looks like they only thought they’d get damned if they didn’t

 Cutting off the nose to spite the face is a saying with its own Wikipedia page and it boils down to “don’t self-destruct.” The idiom arises from an era when cutting off noses was a relatively common form of disfiguring judicial corporal punishment. "It was not uncommon in the Middle Ages for a person to cut the nose off of another for various reasons, including punishment from the state, or as an act of revenge," the article says. Yikes!!!!  

Sorry for the dad joke but I must add that if you cut off your nose, you will smell awful.

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You have released nose water

There are a lot of ways to respond to sneezing, and luckily there is a Wikipedia page to keep them all straight! Many languages say variants of "bless you" or "health."In Ritharrŋu, an Australian Aborigional language, the response is "you have released nose-water," to which the sneezer replies “I am dry now.” 

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Noes fetishism

Rule of the Internet 36: If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.

There community of nose-lovers is notable enough to warrant a Wikipedia page about nose fetishism, apparently.

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An exclusive Interview featuring a guy with a squishy nose fetish

As @depthsofwikipedia has gained followers, I’ve gotten weirder and weirder direct messages. One recently caught my eye from an anonymous account requesting a minute-long video of me squishing my nose in exchange for $50. The next day, I got a message on my personal Instagram: “Hey, me again, any thoughts on the nose squishing?” Fascinated, I decided to dig deeper and ask him a number of questions about his fetish.

Annie: How long have you known you like squishy noses?

Nose Guy: I guess I’ve always sort of known. When I was a kid I found them interesting, and then after puberty when girls itched their noses, like in high school classes, I would get weirdly turned on. One time on a public bus there was a woman who kept itching her nose and I had an accidental orgasm.

Annie: Wow. What do you do for work?

Nose Guy: I’m a 28-year-old graduate student at a large university in New York City. Previously, I worked in software and analytics. 

Annie: What makes a good squishy nose video, in your opinion?

Nose Guy: So like pushing down and side to side, looking at it cross-eyed, and here’s the weird part, saying “It’s so squishy.” There are a lot of people who like “pig nose” content-- women pushing their noses straight up. That doesn’t really do it for me, though. 

Annie: How many times have you asked for nose videos?

Nose Guy: Probably no more than like one a year, and usually I form a bond with someone and get repeated content from them. So all in all probably about eight women over the years have heeded the call.

Annie: What made you ask me? Was it something about my nose in particular?

Nose Guy: It’s really just a certain shape, to be honest....The first time I saw your TikTok I was like “damn.” I lurked for a while and then thought “I’m just gonna go for it.”

Annie: Do you think it’s accurate that someone with a nose fetish “nose no bounds.”

Nose Guy: Haha, that’s kind of nosy for you to ask. Wait, is this a real question? I mean, I think I’m pretty respectful about it. I have some boundaries. 

To thank him for the interview I gave him a nose video (completely G-rated!!!) that he seemed to like.

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